Henry to Daddy: "Daddy, what are you drinking? Is it milk?
Daddy: No.
Henry: Is it juice?
Daddy: No.
Henry: Is it water?
Daddy: No.
Henry: Long pause. Mostly because he doesn't know what else there is to drink.
Then he says, "what is it? It's juice."
Daddy: No it's not. It's kind of like juice. It's called coke.
Henry: NOOOOO. (emphatically, with lots of laughs) It's juice.
Daddy: No, it's really coke.
Henry: NOOOO. It's not coke. It's juice.
Daddy: No, it's not juice. It's called coke. And you know what Papaw drinks? Papaw drinks something called Diet Coke.
Henry: PIRATE COKE!!!!